In the most Indiana thing ever, this story has emerged from the Indiana DNR.
Indiana is known for basketball, racing, Hoosier hospitality, and apparently...meth. In a case that can only rival stories we hear coming out of Florida, two Indiana men have been arrested after snorting meth, then paddling 12 miles in inflatable kayaks with no life jackets, culminating with breaking into a camper along the way.
Good stuff Indiana. Next time they should try some of our coffee, instead.
images via Indiana DNR Law Enforcement Facebook Page
This is literally the kind of crap DNR officers deal with all the time. It's because of this reason, and many others, we donate portions of our proceeds directly to DNR K9 funds around the US. As you can see, they need all the help they can get.